Tarot Quickie $10

It's a fast, fun, $10 tarot reading. You ask one question. I pull three cards. I email you the answer within 48 hours. No fluff. No hour-long session. Just honest, cheeky clarity.

Short, focused, real-life ones. Examples:

• "Does he actually like me?" (relationships)

• "Should I take the new job?" (career)

• "What's the energy around my money right now?" (finance)

• "Am I on the right track with this decision?" (choices)

• "I think I already know the answer — but should I go to college?" (validation)

Anything that requires fortune-telling, medical diagnosis, legal advice, or third-party spying. Examples:

• "When will I die?" (No.)

• "What is my ex thinking right now?" (Also no.)

• "Should I take this medication?" (Ask a doctor.)

The cards read your energy, not someone else's unconsenting mind.

Nope. It's energy reading for right now. The answer can change next month. The cards reflect the path you're currently on — but you have free will. New choices = new outcomes. Nothing is set in stone. This is for fun, curiosity, and a little wink from the universe.

Step 1: Press the link to Book a Quickie (that takes you to PayPal to pay)
Step 2: On PayPal you will have a section for your one question before you pay.

Step 3: Pay $10 via PayPalI

Step 4: I pull three cards and email your reading within 48 hours.

That's it. Fast. Easy. Cheeky.

Straight to your inbox — plain text, no PDF fluff. A few punchy paragraphs with the three cards and what they mean for your question.

This is a one-question reading. If you have more than one burning thing, you can book another Tarot Quickie (or multiple — I don't judge, I just pull cards).

Yes. Legally and honestly: for entertainment purposes only. The cards are a mirror, not a crystal ball. Trust your gut. Pay your bills. Call a therapist if you need one. The cards and I are just here for giggles and glimpses.

• People who want a guaranteed future

• Anyone who can't handle a little honesty or side-eye

• Those looking for medical, legal, or financial advice

• Anyone under 18

You don't have to like it. You just have to laugh at it (or ignore it). The cards don't lie, but they're not always what you want to hear. That said, no refunds. It's $10, not a mortgage payment.

Absolutely — as long as your friend is okay with it and you provide their question and email address. No secret readings on unwilling people. That's creepy, not magical.

Less than 24 hours from the moment I receive your payment + your question. Weekends may take a little longer because even tarot readers need snacks and naps.